i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this
(Source: zakkain, via ohheywhatsupfuckyou)
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
(via ninja-in-red-converse)
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
(via the-red-balloons)
(Source: elek-trik, via the-red-balloons)
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this is the most truthful thing i’ve read
(Source: marinasexual, via the-red-balloons)
Oscar always says you have to walk like you have 3 men walking behind you. or more…
(Source: gentelmenssuitandsex, via the-red-balloons)
